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Ninja Application

Wed Jan 2, 2008, 5:59 PM
  • Mood: b0x0rz-less
  • Listening to: the voices... JAYKAY! XDD
  • Reading: ... nani?
  • Watching: those b0x0rzz XDD
  • Playing: Nothing o.O
  • Eating: -hides cookies from Trish-
  • Drinking: Nothing...... -hides 7up-
Note- I found this here: [url=[link]


SECTION A: General Information

Name: Miki-chan
Age: 13

1. Are you an orphan?
_ Yes
x No
_ No, but my father is dead.
_ No, but my mother is dead.
_ No, but my family hates me.

2. Check one:
_ Male
x Female
_ Hard to tell

(If you selected female, skip the following question.)

3. Do you have amazing latent ninja powers?
_Yes
_No
_I’m not sure.

(If you are unsure, we will be willing to provide a free examination.)

4. Would you like to have a mentor/father figure?
_ Yes
_ No, I’m too aloof, cynical and/or untrusting.
x No thanks, I don’t really need one.
_ I’ll take several, please!

5. Are you possessed?
_ Yes (select one)
_ fox demon
_ sand demon
_ Orochimaru tattoo on shoulder
_ temporarily possession by Ino
_ unidentified
_ No
x No, but my friends think I am.
_ No, my eyes are like this naturally.
_ I possess others!

6. Do you have spiky hair?
_ Yes
x No
_ I don’t have hair.

SECTION B: Specific Information
This section is designed to see if your personality is compatible with the Way of the Ninja. Your answers may also affect your village placement.

1. What is your reason for existence? (Select all that apply.)
_ Revenge.
_ Ramen.
_ Killing everyone.
_ Being creepy.
_ Being a love interest.
_ I live for Kakashi-kun! 8D
_ HOKAGE!!! (Becoming one, that is…not the actual Hokage.)
_ I live purely to annoy everyone.
_ Taking over ______(place).
_ I’m not telling.
_ I have great hair.
_ The team needed a third person.
_ The team needed a token girl member.
_ Training orphaned ninjas.
_ Swathing myself in bandages.
_ To defeat ______(name)!
_ Angst.
_ To become strong.
_ For people to make fun of my eyebrows/lack of eyebrows.
_ They needed a replacement referee.
_ Attracting more female/male viewers.
_ How should I know!?
_ Someone needed a rival.
_ Wielding large weaponry.
_ Recreational puppetry.
_ Wearing fishnet.
_ Wait, I need a reason?
_ Saying “chou” a lot.
_ The main characters needed someone to defeat.
_ SASUKE-KUUUUUN!!!
_ Food.
_ Porn.
_ Sasuke porn.
_ Reasons are too much trouble.
_ Getting killed, apparently.
_ Wearing ungodly amounts of mascara.
_ To explain, during pauses in battle, what a more important character has just done.
_ They needed a 20th person for the reaction shot.
_ Yelling others’ names.
_ If I were to die, who would take care of my pet(s)?
_ Cough syrup tastes good.
_ I can’t die until I find my eyebrows!
_ To have a manga named after me.
_ There is no reason.

2. What are your hobbies? (Select all that apply.)
x Training.
_ Training others.
_ Fighting.
_ Killing.
_ Spying.
_ Eating.
_ Eating ramen.
x Arranging flowers.
_ Reading porn.
_ Writing porn.
_ Researching porn.
_ Being perpetually ill.
_ Plotting revenge.
_ Frolicking with animals/bugs.
_ Doing my hair.
_ Stalking Sasuke.
_ Strapping strange objects to my back.
_ Recreational puppetry.
_ Acupuncture.
_ Frowning.
_ Glaring.
_ Playing board games.
_ Collecting cow-themed ninja wear.
_ Transforming into a naked chick.
_ Invading other villages.
_ Giant swords.
_ Giant fans.
_ Medicine.
x Having flashbacks.
_ Crashing through windows.
_ Chewing on a stick.
_ Psychology.
_ Makeup.
x nail polish
_ face paint
_ mascara
_ lipstick
_ Pessimism.
_ Pissing others off.
_ Swallowing inanimate objects that should not be swallowed.
x Sleeping.
_ Losing.

3. Which of the following weapons would you include in your ninja arsenal? (Select all that apply. Abilities with * are heavily restricted, and you may not qualify.)
x Kunai. (Duh.)
_ Sword, curved.
_ Sword, giant.
_ Scythe, small.
x Shuriken, small.
x Shuriken, frickin’ huge.
_ Senbon (needles), plain.
_ Senbon (needles), with bells.
x Sharingan.*
_ Byakugan.*
_ My teeth.
_ A big stick.
_ Leprosy.
_ Animate sands of death!*
_ Icy mirrors of death!*
_ Giant fan of death!
_ Bugs of death!*
_ A life-size puppet. Of death!
_ Entering the opponent’s brain.* Of…wait.
x My pet(s).
_ Sound itself!! (Note: Those assigned to Sound only.)
_ My shadow.*
x Hand gestures, seals.
_ Hand gestures, impolite.
x Lots of copies of me.
_ Hallucinations.
_ Infectious cough.
_ Stretchy appendages.
x My crafty brain. (Note: Best effect when used by smart people.)
_ I don’t need weapons, I’ll just crush them with my body!*
_ My fists are weapon enough!
_ Arm implants.
x I’ll poke their eye out with my hair!
_ Sheer sexiness.
x Cool scrolls.
x This rock I just found.
x Sheer effort.
x Everything I can get my hands on.
_ Running away.
_ I am a pacifist, and don’t believe in weapons.
_ Other people.
x Lots and lots of chakra.
x Glowy things.
x Other (be creative!): _______

4. Which of the following would be part of your ninja wardrobe? (Select all that apply. Note that a headband is mandatory, and will be provided upon qualification.)
_ A casual jacket.
x A olive-green ninja vest with lots of pockets.
_ Bandages.
_ Mouth covering.
x Pants.
_ Giant shorts.
_ Anything bright orange.
_ Fishnet.
_ Cow-themed ninja wear.
x Leg kunai holster.
_ An extra head.
_ Geta.
_ Flat wooden sandals.
x Modern blue sandals.
x Earrings.
_ Makeup.
x nail polish
_ face paint
_ mascara
_ lipstick
_ Clown pants.
_ Big striped hat.
_ Overalls.
_ A sash.
x A scarf.
_ Conical straw hat.
_ Helmet.
x Glasses.
_ Chinese shirt.
_ Hair bun(s).
_ Giant cloak.
_ Hokage-wear, complete with giant hat.
_ Enormous purple bow.
_ Anything with the Kanji for “death” on it.
_ Mask, cool-looking.
_ Mask, dumb-looking.
_ Mask, kitty.
_ Pink kimono.
_ A haystack.
_ Other (Please draw):

5. People describe me as:
x Energetic.
_ Annoying.
_ Ambitious.
_ Hard-working.
_ A jerk.
_ Evil.
x Nice.
_ Shy.
x Weird.
_ Scary.
_ Vaguely creepy.
_ Quiet.
_ Loud.
_ Violent.
_ Funny-looking.
_ A pervert.
x Short.
_ Large.
_ Cool.
_ Knowledgable.
x Lazy.
x Stupid.
_ Androgynous.
_ Motivational.
_ Pessimistic.
_ Strict.
_ Sexy.
_ Ill.
_ Dead.

6. Kakashi-kun x500

7. -has a flashback of when I was in the hospital because of a kidney infection- -goes into Trish's emo corner-

Thank you for completing your application for ninjahood. Please drop it of with the nearest Chuunin, and we will get back to you in 2-3 weeks. If you are pursuing the Homeless Orphan option, drop your application on the cold, unforgiving ground and we will send your mentor out to meet you.

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:iconkumorinoko:
Lol, this is awesome! I had fun reading all your responses. I'm sure you'll fit right in as a Naruto-style ninja, with your spiky hair that can point an eye out, your frickin' huge shuriken, and your flashbacks. *wipes away tear at kidney infection flashback*

Also, I approve of your reason to live. =P

I linked your journal entry at the bottom of the Ninja Application description. Your application will be dropped off with the nearest Chuunin shortly, etc.

--
"You know, it's economical not to have a plot, because then you can just film people saying things."

-MST3K
:iconkumorinoko:
Er, I mean I approve of your 500-word motivational essay. =P It's very inspiring!

--
"You know, it's economical not to have a plot, because then you can just film people saying things."

-MST3K
:iconxxhopefulxx:
Thank-you, and thank-you soo much for making it. (Don't drop it off at Shikamaru's house o_o;; Lord only knows what will happen to it.)
:iconkumorinoko:
Chouji would find it and eat it with barbecue sauce.

I'll leave it with a Chuunin.

--
"You know, it's economical not to have a plot, because then you can just film people saying things."

-MST3K

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